How do you kill a blond?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool and tell her togo smell it under water LOL
OR
Three people on an island one is a bruenett,red head,and a blond
one day a magical lamp washes up on land they all get one wish the bruenett says I wish I was home with my family,the red head says the same thing and the blond says I wish my friends were here!!!lol
Hope most blonds get it...
lol
2007-02-24 13:47:47 · 14 answers · asked by Gina S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lololol! This is great, thanks for putting some humor in ...all of these other peoples dull questions..ugh. Yahoo needs more people like you to lighten the mood.
2007-02-24 14:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by deadly_nightshade5 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was driving past an open field listening to her favorite talk show on the radio, when the dj tells a blonde joke.
This was the last straw for the blonde, she was sick and tired of all the harrasment and treatment she was recieving because of her hair color. Just at this moment she spots another blonde out in the field rowing an imaginary boat.
The blonde slams on the break gets out of her car and furiously yells at the blonde in the field. "What's the matter with you?!? It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name!!!
IF I COULD SWIM I WOULD GO OUT THERE AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!!"
2007-02-25 00:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by robert g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL GOOD ONE. this sounds familiar though. i think i heard this before. but still good. i like the last one the best. it was funny. i have a friend thats a blonde and she actually loves the blonde jokes. most people take it seriously, but its a joke and they should lighten up.
2007-02-24 21:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by puppy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about!!
There was a broke Blondie who needed money, so she asked Jesus " Will you help me win the lottery I need money for my children!"
Lottery night comes and she doesn't win, so she prays to god again and says
" Why have you mistreated me??"
God replies
" Do us all a favor buy a ticket!!"
2007-02-24 21:54:38 · answer #4 · answered by **cheerluv** 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the last one was good but you have to give it to her blonds have the most fun
2007-02-24 22:01:11 · answer #5 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha the brunnete and red head are back there again lol....
2007-02-24 21:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by dani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha great 9/10
2007-02-25 01:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard the 1st 1 already...
2007-02-24 22:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one was good
2007-02-24 21:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always wondered why my friends were mad at when they came back
2007-02-24 22:27:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋