A husband engaged a private detective to spy on his wife. The tec said to him "I need you to be the back half of a pantomime cow because I think she is having it off with a farmer in his field" The tec and the husband were getting close to the couple having sex when the tec called back to the husband, "Can you run?" The husband at the rear end of the cow said "I'll be f ucked if I can." The tec at the front of the pantomime cow said "You'll be f ucked if you can't. Here comes a bull."
2007-02-24 13:44:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good joke, ignore the 2 biatches who think otherwise.
2007-02-24 23:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur pathetic is that the best u can come up with u loser
2007-02-25 06:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No i hadnt actually heard this lame joke....but thanks for sharing your time on this poor joke...!!
2007-02-25 07:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have now thanks, ha ha
2007-02-25 06:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋