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I know... it's SO annoying! This henchmen strike is putting all sorts of kinks into my plans too. I mean what self-respecting henchmen union demands paid family leave and dental insurance!? And worse yet, my astro-physicist is having a mid-life crisis. Just days from completing the anti-grav drive and instead he's out tooling around Vegas in a rented BMW with an awful toupee, a silly blonde, and a trunk full of viagra.

It's so hard to find good help these days.

By the way... I could install that alternator, no problem.... what do you know about anti-gravity?

2007-02-24 21:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2 0

Apparently your previous henchmen didn't know enough NOT to play with the death ray just after installing a new alternator. I recommend calling the World's # 1 top henchmen recruitment agency, TempToadies. Not only are they proficient in all forms of clerical and physical labor, but they are instructed NOT to play with your toys, lest your recent unfortunate scenario befall all mad geniuses bent on domination.

Good luck!

2007-02-24 15:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Depending on which area of the world you are in and what time it is I would wait until about 2 or 3:00 a.m. Find your local college campus bar or better yet sports like related frat house and offer a couple of fellas a couple of $20's. In my experience they are willing to do anything for money. Hopefully when it's all said and done they won't remember a thing.

2007-02-24 13:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What's an "altenator"? Try the check spelling button sometime.

2007-02-24 19:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by stan l 7 · 1 2

Drive to Laredo Texas with a school bus... fill it with illegals and drive back to your secret layer... wherever that may be !!!

2007-02-24 14:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What, you again?
Attach the leads of the alternator to opposing sides of your scrotum, power it up and see what happens!

2007-02-24 15:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by Rando 4 · 0 0

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