A blond calls her boyfriend and says,"Please come over here and help.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks."What is it suppose to be when it's finished"?
Blond says,"According to the picture on the box,it's a tiger".
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment,looks at the box,then turns to her and says,"First of all.no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
He takes her hand and says,"Second,I want you to relax.Let's have a nice cup of tea,
and then....."
He sighed.......
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box....."
2007-02-24 13:39:05 · 28 answers · asked by ladybug 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha!Ha! i Thats HILARIOUS! im a blonde but blonde jokes dont bother me there hilarious.
2007-02-24 13:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by yourr babyy ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 10:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this blond driving down a country road with a big long corn field running down the side. She's cruising along, top down, radio blaring and looks out into this field and sees another blond, sitting in a row boat. Right in the middle of the field, this other blond is just sitting in this row boat and working the oars. The Blond in the car sees this, gets all pissed off and screeches to a halt on the road side. She jumps out and starts screaming at the top of her lungs to this blond in the boat. "Hey bytch! It's blonde's like you that give us all a bad name! You're damn lucky I can't swim or I'd come out there and kick your azz!!"
2007-02-24 13:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha
Hilarious!
2007-02-24 14:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by heyheyhey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's funny! But why is the boyfriend offering "a nice cup of tea".. must be a British who came up with this joke.
2007-02-24 13:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by mitsugirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's One:
Three blondes are in the dessert. they each got to bring one thing. One brings a bunch of toilet paper and another brings a small boat.
One says "Why did you bring a boat?"
And the blonde answers, "So we can get around the dessert without drowning."
And the other says, "It's blondes like you that make blondes like me look dumb. If I could swim, I'd get over there and kill you!"
2007-02-24 13:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by alexmanplaysguitar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-02-24 13:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 nice 1
2007-02-24 13:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by bob b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee heeee 9/10
2007-02-24 17:18:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw Zoom on tv doign a play similar to this...I guess its kinda funny...
2007-02-24 13:43:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋