2007-02-24 13:32:04 · 4 answers · asked by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You mean the one where the scwewy wabbit offers you a pager and pwomises to beep you whenever he's woaming through the woods so you don't have to waste your time hunting when he's not awound, only you KNOW he's onwy going to be awound when he DOESN'T call, but you figure you'll just go out when the pager doesn't go off, except he pwobabwy knows that's what you'll do so he DOES call when he's there? Yeah, I got pwobwems with that!
2007-02-24 14:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that wascally wabbit!
2007-02-24 13:36:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the risk of going to hell is small, but the suffering is infinite....wouldn't you be safer sending me $5,000 to learn how not to go to hell?
$5,000 is a finite number. The chance, no matter how small, of going to hell if you DON'T give me $5,000, and recieving infinite pain as a consequence, results in the possibility of infinite pain. Infinity multiplied by ANY number, no matter how small (your chance of going to hell) is still infinity.
Therefore......isn't it worth a finite sacrifice of $5,000 to ensure that you don't risk inifnity in hell?
E-mail me for mailing instructions, and learn how to avoid eternal damnation in hell. It's so simple even a child could do it, and it takes only 8 minutes a day.....
LEARN MORE...and SAVE YOUR ETERNAL SOUL for a mere $5,000.
Please note....that if you were in hell for only 100 years of punishment.....that would come to $50 a year, in other words about 4 dollars a month.
Isn't a 4 dollar a month investment worth not going to hell????
You'll be glad you did!!!
2007-02-24 13:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
IT NEVER STOPS EVA!
2007-02-24 13:34:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋