betta be funny
2007-02-24 12:53:04 · 14 answers · asked by wamzy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
2007-02-24 14:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That would vary upon who is the judge on whether or not the joke is funny. Different people have different sense of humors. For instance, some people find slapstick to be the best form of humor, while others prefer sarcasm, puns, "yo momma" jokes...etc. So to say "betta be funny" is suggesting that you want us to tell you a joke that we'll think you'll find to be the funniest joke ever, and to do so and be successful, we'd have to a)know who you are and what you find funny, or b)guess and get lucky. I don't feel like doing either, so instead I will end my answer here.
2007-02-25 00:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Xindy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner.
The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.
After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?"
"Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and did a parrot.
I was wondering if you were my son."
2007-02-24 21:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Japanese eat very little fat, and they suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans or the British.
The French eat a lot of fat, and they suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans or the British.
Italians drink a lot of red wine, and they, too, suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans or the British.
You see? It doesn't matter what you eat or drink.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you!
2007-02-24 21:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan (no one)?as involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name
2007-02-24 21:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
there was 3 nuns they die in a car crash an of course they went to the pearly gate before going Thur the almighty gave them each one thing they always wanted the 1st nun ask for 10 inch er the almighty said OK she went Thur the gate with a big smile on her face the 2ND ask for one about 6-8 inches of he OK she went Thur with a big smile Findley the 3rd one ask for a 1 inch er he said sorry i cant wamzy not here
2007-02-24 21:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by yooper602 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
The well built bag boy at the supermarket asked the good looking woman if she needed any help and she said yes and then whispered "I have a itchypu**y" and he said you have to point it out to me, all those foreign cars look alike.
2007-02-24 21:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I would, but its so funny you'd literally laugh yourself to death. I just saved your life, now you owe me one.
2007-02-24 20:56:27 · answer #8 · answered by somathus 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
you cant handle the funniest joke cause it will leave you in a mental institute for the rest of your natural born life
2007-02-24 21:04:20 · answer #9 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋
your mommas teeth are so yello that when she smiles...cars slow down =] heheh
2007-02-24 21:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋