bubba joke?

Question

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.

"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubb on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Bubba.

"My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"

Answer 1

nice one bet we all know Bubba

Answer 2

Chap driving a truck down a country lane. He gets slower and slower, then stops. He gets down from the cab and smacks the side of the truck with a spade. Then leaps back into the cab and drives off at a rate of knots.
He does this routine a couple of times. A following motorist, who hasn't got room to pass him gets a bit peed off. After the third time the driver jumps out and gets his spade out, the following driver says "Whats with you. All this stop/start and hitting the side of the truck with a shovel?"
"I am driving a 4 ton truck, but I got 6 tons of budgies on the back"

Answer 3

you'll probable be a redneck in case you want redneck jokes. heavily, it really is the bottom type of humor. this would nicely be the cockroach of comedy. definitely, it likely does no longer rank that genuine. i am going to take knock knock jokes over you'll probable be a redneck if jokes any day of the week. Knock Knock who's there? america. america who? /busts down door What did you're saying with connection with the U. S.? You wanna get shot terrorist! Haha.

Answer 4

Haha! Lmao! Thats A Good One.

Answer 5

BUBBA BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"


Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.


At the third red light, the same thing happens again.




All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"


When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.


When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.


He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...



"Hi, my name is Kevin,

it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the

salt truck!!

Answer 6

A good joke, lol

Answer 7

lol truely unnny heres a star for u 10/10.........

Answer 8

dam that was so long
please can you make it shorter next time
im 10000 years old and my sights not as good as it used to be

Answer 9

oldie but goodie, made me laugh.

Answer 10

wow this is sooooooo funnny, where did u get it from?..iam gonna use it....thanx