What do you think would get the most inignant reponses?
I'd go with something like....Have you ever seen
2007-02-24 12:14:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Father K....EXCELLENT job. LOVED IT.
2007-02-24 12:21:15 · update #1
I will go with the old Ray Stevens song
"Would Jesus Wear a Rolex on His TV Show?"
Aaron...check it out...it is great and YOU would especially love it.
2007-02-24 12:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Did you know...I saw on FOX News, the Bill O'Reilly Show, that the remains of Jesus had been found along with a letter stating that he had lied and he really didn't rise from the dead OR ascend into the heavens? It was all a hoax to con people out of money. A big get rich scheme."
2007-02-24 20:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why did Jesus [altar boy joke]?
maybe make a link with Ted Haggard and all that implies. Meth and homosexuality go over real well.
2007-02-24 20:22:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Questions about homosexuality, evolution and Jesus not being a virgin seem to piss people off.
"Why did Jesus lose his virginity to a male ape" could combine all of those.
2007-02-24 20:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Oh man, and here I gave up sarcasm for Lent!
Thanks a lot, fella. . .couldn't you have waited until Easter to ask this? ;-)
2007-02-24 20:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Can God make a monkey so big that he can't dance on it's head?"
2007-02-24 20:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋