One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the joint for possible drunk drivers.
As he waited, eventually a patron stumbled out of the bar, fumbled for his keys, tried them in three different cars until he finally found his, got inside and rested his head on the steering wheel. The deputy knew he had his drunk driver, so now all he had to do was wait for him to start his engine and pull out of the lot.
A few hours passed by and most of the other deer hunters had left by then, when the patron abruptly lifted his head, cranked the car up and drove out of the lot like a bat out of hell. The deputy followed him and stopped him promptly. He administered the breath-o-lizer test and it read 0.00.
Confused, the deputy asked the driver what the hell was going on. The driver looked at him innocently and said, "Well, tonight I'm the designated decoy."
2007-02-24 11:56:01 · 10 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that is the way to trick a police officer I'll try it next time
2007-02-24 12:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Took far too long to tell but quite funny in the end. So worth a yawn & a laugh. Bet you know much better jokes than that though?! Let's here them.
2007-02-24 20:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a hunter, I say "hooray" for that one !!!!
Heres on for ya.....
An Indian came into town one nite and strolled into a bar with a bottle of booze,his gun, and a cat on his shoulder......He sauntered up to the bar and placed the cat down, took a healthy swig on the bottle, raised up his gun and shot at the crapper in the corner and the cat ran away like hell.....
The bartender was pissed and yelled to the indian "you crazy redskin, what the hell are you doing??"
The indian said "Just trying to be like you white men, drink the booze, shoot the shi*, and chase the pus*y !!!"
2007-02-24 20:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-24 20:08:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
Haven't heard that one before.
10/10
2007-02-27 16:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-02-24 20:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Splendid, good, wonderful!
2007-02-24 19:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by ♣IRiSh♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-24 20:00:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! That was good!!!! I like that!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna use that one!!!!
2007-02-24 20:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!
2007-02-24 20:36:07 · answer #10 · answered by wamzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋