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my g/f farts all the time, how can i help her, she even makes faces as she farts, just like a bloke, what can i do to help this poor sole, all help would be a blessing....

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please help me, the stench is putrid, all she does is laugh and then continue to fart agin with full facial expressions, help me 'o' god

2007-02-24 10:21:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Other - Health

Sorry for miss informing all you polite people, But I have to add, unfortunately, my G/f also burps like a bloke, does not say much about us blokes, but what happened to female etiquit (if thats how you spell it) oh yes, also.... once she releases that big belch, he breath stinks and she wafts it at me, I have endured this fo nearly 2 and a bit years now, should I a ask her to brush her teeth atleats 17 times a day. help help help, no funnies please as this is now close to DEFCON 1

2007-02-24 11:36:52 · update #1

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And the problem with that is??????????????

2007-02-26 11:45:24 · answer #1 · answered by want_to_smell_girl_farts 4 · 0 1

she sounds like a friend of mine,she always laughs when she farts,tell her that you don't like it,and make sure she avoids eating baked beans and sprouts,they will make her fart more.With the burping,she should aviod fizzy drinks,i hate it when people burp loud.

2007-02-25 11:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by Trace 4 · 1 0

Find her a large cork!

2007-02-28 06:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by maureen 3 · 1 0

i have no clue.......i'm really sorry i couldn't be of more help! good luck xxx

2007-02-25 10:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by petmania20 2 · 0 2

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