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The young daughter was passing her parents' bedroom one night when she saw them engaged in some passionate lovemaking. The following morning she asked her father what they had been doing.

"Oh nothing to worry about," replied Dad. "Your mum was having a fit and I was holding her down."

The following week, when Dad came home from work the little girl ran to him and said, "Oh Daddy, I'm so glad you're back. Mummy had another one of those fits today and our next door neighbour had to hold her down."

2007-02-24 10:19:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

Omg hilarious!
Im sending that one on to my friends!!
Thanks for the laughs, have an awesome day!
10/10

2007-02-24 10:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OH NO! I nearly wet myself laughing.

2007-02-24 10:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by Busta 5 · 0 0

WHOA WHOA WHOA i guess the dad is a little mad/upset!! haha thats not right WHOA WHOA WHOA

2007-02-24 10:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0 0

ha ha

2007-02-24 10:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

She's too young to know, that's pretty good though, ALMOST made me laugh, try more!!!

2007-02-24 13:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

lmao.. somebodyss in twable lol

2007-02-24 10:22:40 · answer #6 · answered by luhb u much!! 4 · 0 0

iv herd it before but its still good

2007-02-24 10:21:47 · answer #7 · answered by Grog 3 · 0 0

lmao great joke! i have heard one like this but this one is much better!!!

2007-02-24 11:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0 0

lol thats funny!

2007-02-24 10:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i had heard this one before, i think it was the mailman though not the neighbor

2007-02-24 10:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by LADIDAH 5 · 0 1

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