'like money doesnt solve ur problems, money lets your cruise past them in style
2007-02-24 10:04:07 · 8 answers · asked by mel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"money is the world's worst cusre!"
"then may God curse me with it! and may i never recover!"
-Fiddler on the Roof
2007-02-24 10:06:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Robert Frost:
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Everett Dirksen:
A billion here and a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking real money.
Frank Adams:
What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Jane Austen:
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
Jean Anouilh:
God is on everyone's side … and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies.
Katherine Whitehorn:
The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
Mark Twain:
The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
Money often costs too much.
Thornton Wilder:
Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.
Voltaire:
When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Woody Allen:
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
...and my favorite is: "Money can't buy love, but it'll buy a helluva lot of like." (I don't know who said it).
2007-02-24 10:17:51 · answer #2 · answered by nostromobb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
money can't buy happiness, but it can certainly improve your bargaining position.
a fool and his money are soon parted,,, a fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place..
2007-02-24 23:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
money doesn't grow on trees
2007-02-24 10:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think I'm made of money!?
2007-02-24 10:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Money doesn't grow on trees. Please spell check your questions. It is depressing to read such horrendously composed sentences.
2007-02-24 10:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by bonnechancepetitchat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not" Horace
2007-02-24 10:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by longleggedfirecracker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
money doesnt grow on trees!!!!!
2007-02-24 10:07:46 · answer #8 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋