Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of her class. It was the beginning of the new school year. Mrs. Flebs said, “Okay class, we're going to go around the room and have everybody say a sentence. We'll start with Sarah.”
Sarah said, “Cows have spots.
Terrence said, ''Baseball is a sport.”
Carla said, “Computers are electronic.”
Bobby said, “Urinate.”
Mrs. Flebs said, “Bobby, urinate is a word, not a sentence.”
Bobby said, “Not ‘urinate’, it's you're an eight. And if you had bigger breasts you'd be a ten.”
2007-02-24 09:13:16 · 30 answers · asked by halle l 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! THT IS SO F'IN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
2007-02-24 09:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by LivingInnuendo~♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Mrs Flebs is going to have a tough year of teaching ahead.
2007-02-24 17:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor mrs. Fleb!!! How old is Bobby!
2007-02-24 17:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-02-24 19:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny... I definetely agree with Rich Z though!
2007-02-24 17:56:09 · answer #5 · answered by I ♥ SCHOOL! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting... I feel like walking up to someone now and just tell them "Urinate" to see what they say.
2007-02-24 17:42:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's worth a read! I had a little chuckle here when I read it! Kinda innocent but still 'adult'.
2007-02-24 17:17:19 · answer #7 · answered by Rebecca 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah sexist 5yeeroldz gotta luv' em.no itz sad
2007-02-24 17:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a mom, I liked it, its in good humor and something my son has probably heard before....
I like jokes,,,,,keep telling them :-)
2007-02-24 17:17:14 · answer #9 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-02-24 17:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by THE SINGER 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!My boyfriend name is Bobby so have to tell him
2007-02-24 17:18:00 · answer #11 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋