I need a funny one minute monologue that is high school approprite. please?

Question

i need a funny one or even if you find a site. for one person (a male)

Answer 1

Check out "the five minute history of western civilization". It's really funny, just needs to be trimmed down. I'm a public speaker and have used this peice quite a few times. Just, for the love of God, do not do it in monotome. You'll be stoned alive if you do. Good luck!

Answer 2

George Carlin has a CLEAN piece that is pretty funny about "your stuff." You should be able to find the album on CD and can pare it down....