This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
2007-02-24 08:41:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know it's spelled herpes, I was just in a hurry. Sorry! =p
2007-02-24 08:48:19 · update #1
lmfao
2007-02-24 08:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by boxersgirlbunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was kinda funny but kinda gross 2
2007-02-24 09:41:40 · answer #2 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny. Oh, by the way...it is spelled "herpes".
2007-02-24 08:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by Sabrina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha omg that was so funny im gonna tell it to my friends omg hah ha ha i cant stop laughing
2007-02-24 08:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by seth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your question? Good joke.
2007-02-24 08:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by "Hooks" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww...but funny
2007-02-24 08:45:18 · answer #6 · answered by loveboatcaptain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha hA ha ahaha ha
2007-02-24 09:18:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
weird.....
2007-02-24 08:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋