There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
2007-02-24 08:40:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg ur just the funniest person ever i will answer ur jokes all the time
2007-02-24 08:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by seth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what else would we think about... were guys... things like that are in our head every sec.... just say i want sex and look down our pants... u will see that we have just gain 2 pounds..... lol... everyone that hasnt seen that joke would think the same..... its in our nature..
2007-02-24 17:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! i laughed until i cried, i fell off the chair and started laughing my head off!!! 1,500/10 for you!
2007-02-24 17:29:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha another gr8 joke
2007-02-24 17:12:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good joke
2007-02-24 17:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny...
2007-02-24 17:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-24 17:44:50 · answer #7 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
2007-02-24 17:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋