Good Prank?

Question

What are some really good funny pranks my brother and I can pull on our parents?

Answer 1

Food Coloring
Food coloring is a great way to get someone to throw out his or her milk well before its expiration date. Just add a few drops of black food dye to a jug of milk and your friend will think it has curdled. I used to like to taint my milk and then drink from the jug with others looking on in disgust.

Here is another great trick if your friends have children that drink Kool-Aid or juice. Empty the Kool-Aid/juice into the sink. Fill the container back up with water and add a few drops of the appropriate coloring dye to make the water look like the previous contents of the pitcher. The kids will complain to their parents that something is wrong with the Kool-Aid. When I did it, my friend told his kids, "you are just imagining things, I am not going to waste good money and mix another batch just because you kids want more sugar in your Kool-Aid." He finally tasted the phony mixture and realized something was amiss, but not before making his children feel inadequate.


Salty Toothbrush
You probably already know what you need to do to pull this prank just from reading the title. That's right, take your victim's toothbrush, wet it, and then smear the bristles with a ton of table salt. The next time your buddy goes to brush his teeth; he won't know what hit him. Just make sure you get the right toothbrush and not your friend's girlfriend's toothbrush as my friends did. She was pissed at them for 3 weeks and I think deep down just as pissed at me for having such dumbass friends.

I have contemplated smearing a friend's toothbrush with hot peppers or a hot pepper extract instead of salt. Can you imagine the pain? They may at first think to themselves, "Wow, this new toothpaste has a little bite to it, I guess that's how you can tell its working." Only minutes later they will find out they are in for a world of hurt until the swelling goes down the next morning.


Jackpot! Fake Lottery Tickets
My father once gave out scratch off lottery tickets to my extended family for Christmas. He gave everyone except my uncle a real lottery ticket. You should have seen his wife as he scratched that fake ticket off to reveal their good fortune at winning the sum of $10,000. The expression on her face said it all, "Holy **** Merry Christmas!" My uncle about wet his pants until he turned the winning ticket over to find out how to redeem the prize. The fine print read, "Please mail ticket to the North Pole in care of Santa Claus and his group of merry elves to claim your prize." This is probably not the best joke to play on those who have been down on their luck and could really use the cash, especially the homeless.

I have recently schemed on pulling this gag on strangers at an airport equipped with a video recorder the next time I fly on vacation. I would make sure that I check in and pass through the security gates with a few hours to spare prior to my flight. This way I can set a fake lottery ticket down on a chair and from a distance follow whoever picks the gag up and watch and wait for them to scratch the fake ticket off. The airport is a good place to play this joke for several reasons:

Your victim really doesn't have much else to do so they might as well scratch the ticket off now.
They will hopefully feel a need to scratch off the ticket before they leave because tickets would most likely need to be redeemed before leaving the state.
They will be looking around and may try to suppress their excitement from the notice of others in the chance the true owner of the ticket should appear.
I imagine you would need to take several of the tickets as you may get a few people who just pick the ticket up and put it into their pocket to scratch off in private as to avoid a confrontation with the potential true owner. Even though you don't get to see the expression on their face, just knowing how crappy they are going to feel when they turn that ticket over is reward enough. I can't wait for my next out of town vacation.

You can find fake lottery tickets from many places on the web.

Answer 2

Have your cat bronzed.
Mow your carpet
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
Ride a loaf of bread.
Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
Take your sofa for a walk.
Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
Wax the ceiling.

Answer 3

I definitely have finished this earlier and it works and its sooo humorous: ok, this could be a humorous prank. you're taking a trashcan and fill it approximately 3/4 way with water. You lean this up against a random residing house's door. Knock on the door, run, and cover so which you would be able to discover it from a distance. while the unsuspecting individual opens the door the water will fall into their residing house flooding it. this could be an extremely humorous prank. yet are not getting caught. and that i even have finished this one: have you ever observed what number instances human beings rub their eyes? properly they do thousands you basically do no longer be conscious. superb to try this at a pal's residing house in case you're staying quickly. deliver a knife and a few rather heat peppers. the main well-liked you may get hold of! decrease the peppers into rather superb products on a similar time as your pal isn't observing. (you're able to do it interior the showering room) Smear pepper juice all around the door knobs interior the residing house (the sufferer grabs the knobs interior the residing house no longer understanding of the substance smeared on the knob. Wash hands thoroughly. sit down returned, act favourite, and watch and luxuriate interior the discomfort of your sufferer (rubbing there eyes consistently making it worse).

Answer 4

when your parents are out of town take all of your furniture out of your house and put it someone they can see them and then get a pony and tell your parents that you had to sell their furniture to get this pretty pony! (if you are up for a challenge)

Answer 5

wrap saran wrap around the toilet ,then close the seat ,it gets dad every time .wrap rubber bands around the spray hose at the kitchen sink .that allways works. ..........good luck

Answer 6

pretending to cut something with fake blood always works for me.............

Answer 7

buy a corvette!!!

Answer 8

fakedog crap!

Answer 9

no idea
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