ok i need sum yo mama jokes the best 4 people adavnce...then theres gonna anotha round wit da final 2...everyone can put up 2 five jokes!!
2007-02-24 08:19:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here are the 4 who r advancing
2007-02-24 11:22:32 · update #1
dee uy
everyday' the same
skitch_
halle
the best answers goes to halle
2007-02-24 11:30:59 · update #2
yo mama so fat short she backflipped under the bed
yo mama so short she sat on a dime and started swingin her legs
yo mama so bald head she curls her hair with rice
yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
2007-02-24 08:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by halle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama
2007-02-24 16:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for a new world
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
2007-02-24 16:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by dani 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
2. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
3.Yo mama so poor she had to eat cereal with a fork to eat milk
4.Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
5.Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers
2007-02-24 16:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by seth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard!
Yo mama's so fat, when she's on the beach people start shouting "Free Willy"!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born they used her as a model for safe sex campaigns!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was prince!
2007-02-24 16:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by Skitch_™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.=yo mama so fat when she got onthe scale it showed her phone number
2=yo mama so broke the tire swing even got removed
3=yo mama so fat instead of breaking the house with a demolishion man she broke it herself
4=yo mama so dumb when she went to the mall she wore x-large even though shes considered only 6 incehes in weight!!!!
2007-02-24 16:36:42 · answer #6 · answered by deegurl49 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid
she took a spoon to the super bowl.
2007-02-24 16:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ur mama so ugly that wen she walked up to a police officer she was arrested for attempted murder
ur mama so fat that when she wore a yellow jacket people thought she was a bus
ur mama so stupid that she stared at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate
ur mama so ugly that when she looked at a rainbow it turned grey
2007-02-24 19:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by Double A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
yo mama's so old, jesus is in her year book
yo mama's so poor that when i stepped through her front door, i fell out the window.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought grape nuts was a STD
2007-02-24 18:19:54 · answer #9 · answered by zaku12992 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama so fat you she put have a cup of water in the tub and it over flowed ,your mother is so fat she took mayonnaise with her aspirin , your mama's so stupid she herd it was chilly out and got a bowl and spoon .you mama's so fat she went to the beach and caused the tsunami in Cambodia. that's all i can think of i know there lame but i suck at joneing.
2007-02-24 16:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by Asha J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋