Ever since my teacher at school, three finger McGinty, once asked me to stay late and help her clean the classroom I have overwhelming urges only to sleep with women who have three fingers.
'Three fingers McGinty' was a passionate lover, slow, gentle, and able to scratch at itches during our love making without me even having to ask her, and all the women I've slept with since just don't compare.
I love my current girlfriend, but she has five fingers, and I don't know what to do. One night I asked her how she'd feel if she was to loose two fingers in an accident and she didn't talk to me for a week.
If you can offer me serious advice it would be appreciated, please no smart *** comments, I know this sounds like a joke, but trust me, there's nothing funny about only loving women with three fingers.
P.S. Btw, I've tried women with four fingers, and no, that's not good enough alas.
2007-02-24 08:07:41 · 3 answers · asked by Alex F 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lol.. ur full of bull or u need years of therapy... maybe u should date a woman that only has her middle finger sticking straight up..LOL
2007-02-24 08:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by gina B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are right there is nothing funny about ONLY loving women with 3 fingers. Seriously Please get some help!!!
2007-02-24 17:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by Daigo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get some mental health
2007-02-24 16:12:01 · answer #3 · answered by lost F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋