Playing Golf!!!!?

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A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted they fell asleepand woke up at 8PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.

"I can't lie to you, "he replied," I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon!

"You lying bastard!

You've been playing Golf!!

2007-02-24 08:02:05 · 3 answers · asked by hazelshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

very amusing

lesson- marry someone dummer (and richer) than you

2007-02-24 08:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Muy Excellenta

2007-02-25 20:48:06 · answer #2 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Ha Ha Ha

2007-02-25 04:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋