2007-02-24 07:52:48 · 19 answers · asked by Birdman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After someone farted: "You biological savage!"
2007-02-24 07:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by Revelation S 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i was working construction .and at lunch some body said that 100%percent of black women under the age of 9 are not virgins .that was 25 years ago and i still dont believe some one could make such a guttural statement like that .
2007-02-24 08:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a true story. A friend of mine went for a job interview and it was going really well until he asked them what salary they were offering. They replied that it was £5,500 per annum. My friend's jaw dropped to the floor and he calmly replied back 'What colour is the sky on your planet?!'.
I wish I had been there to see the expression on the interviewers face!
2007-02-24 07:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by Prince 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
some one who drinks in my local does odd jobs around the town he had been asked to clear up a crashed car with his digger and was agog with the details noting that the lorry had hit the car sideways on and smashed it into 3 halves - wot school did he go to.
2007-02-24 20:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by pixienaefaebanff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most absurd: Dick Cheney is getting rich because of Haliburton's Iraq activities.
2007-02-24 07:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A boy goes up to his grandfather and asks for $5, his grandfather says what do you need $5 for? The boy says I want to go buy a guinea pig.
The grandfather looks at him, reaches in his pocket and pulls out $10, he says, Here, now go find yourself a nice Irish girl
HAHA, I love it
2007-02-24 07:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bernard Mathew Turkeys - bootiful.
2007-02-24 07:57:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Than Ronald Reagan was the best President we've ever had. -THAT was a corker!!! I STILL burst out laughing everytime I think of it (especially since the person who made that statement to me- is now in an institution for the criminally insane!). :)
2007-02-24 07:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i could not do the powerpoint considering which you made the slide historical past blue. i do unlike blue. (something my RE better half stated when I asked him why he hadn't complete our powerpoint presentation.)
2016-10-16 09:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My father once told me : I've always given you good advice....as if by doing that he had successfully completed his job as a father....
I had to hear it to believe it.
2007-02-24 09:06:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trying to have Peace is like screwing for virginity.
2007-02-24 08:57:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋