A stunt mortician!!!?

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A stunt mortician!!!?

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented," I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity!"

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

"I have to show you somethingyou won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his brievcase.

"My God!" the wife exclaimed, " Schwartz is dead?!?!"

2007-02-24 07:44:24 · 2 answers · asked by hazelshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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I figured she started singing the song from the Wizard of Oz

"Ding Dong the Schartz is dead...

2007-02-24 13:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

She felt all empty inside.

2007-02-24 17:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋