2007-02-24 07:23:14 · 5 answers · asked by tdc7706 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: If u saw a Yankee fan on a bik, why would you swerve out of the way to not hit him?
A: It's probably your bike
2007-02-24 07:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by Atrain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I? A Shadow
2007-02-24 07:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Chaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when its up its on when its off its down what is it?
not a switch
straight off csi
it as easy as a birds chirp
2007-02-24 07:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by BoChOi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
johnny mom has 4 kids. there names are summer,spring fall and what? (they answer is spelled backwards.)
- ynnhoj
2007-02-24 07:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by Matt T. B. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
(a hinkity pinkity)
What do you call a diabetic worker?
A sugar-free employee!
2007-02-24 08:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by ylime94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋