I am the true Atheistic Atheist (accept no substitutes) and I have mountains of evidence to prove that Atheists are just a computer-generated anomaly. Chickey....WizPip....ARMUND STEELE...dmlk2...DBK......please answer my prayers (to B.G.) and send your computer generated response.
2007-02-24 07:19:08 · 9 answers · asked by HereForTheBeer 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am neither christian nor jew nor athiest nor agnostic nor muslim ( i like bacon) I AM THE ATHEISTIC ATHEIST and I WILL CONVERT YOU!!! hahahahahahahahaha (evil laugh)
2007-02-24 07:30:24 · update #1
Where is DBK so I may CONVERT him& or her
2007-02-24 07:32:34 · update #2
You know, I never thought of that. YOU, SIR, HAVE CONVERTED ME! I have yet to see any factual, scientific proof that any of those people exist. Can they provide it?
2007-02-24 07:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-24 15:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by dmlk2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Joshua, lets play Global Thermonuclear War.
grace2u
2007-02-24 15:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Atheists don't exist.
2. My dad is an atheist.
3. My dad doesn't exist.
4. I don't exist.
*Isweedan vanishes in a puff of logic*
2007-02-24 15:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello Dr. Falken. Would you like to play a game?
2007-02-24 15:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You seem confused. You are in the religious section, so I suppose you expect a religious answer.
Jesus said, "I will show you whom to fear: fear God, who after killing, has the authority to throw into hell. Believe me, he is the one you must fear."
I've included the reference below so you can check it yourself, and another verse you might also be interested in.
2007-02-24 15:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by Bad bus driving wolf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Brother is watching. Especially after this little outburst.
2007-02-24 15:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by Jedi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
C:\>autoexec.bat file not found
2007-02-24 15:26:47 · answer #8 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's O.K., We don't believe in you either.
2007-02-24 15:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by grumpyfiend 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋