What's the dumbest argument you ever heard to prove God exists?
2007-02-24 07:16:32 · 13 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How about this?
(1) One day, demons were tap-dancing on my roof. I prayed and they went away.
(2) Therefore, demons are really good dancers.
(3) Also, God exists.
2007-02-24 07:22:01 · update #1
or any from this website:
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm
2007-02-24 07:22:46 · update #2
I like this one:
(1) I am an idiot.
(2) Even an idiot can see that God exists.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
2007-02-24 07:30:00 · update #3
OT
2007-02-24 07:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The Big Bang/abiogenesis/evolution are proven/scientifically impossible."
And ALWAYS those who say this are uneducated about any sciences yet cling to a buybull which says Pi is 3, that rabbits chew their cud, that the Earth can stop spinning, that bats are birds, etc. etc. etc.
A very close second are the mentally deficient godbots who say, "I've seen angels/demons with my own eyes!" They're obviously mistaking the circles on the LSD blotter sheets for halos and the torn perforations on the same LSD tabs for horns.
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2007-02-24 15:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Most of my favorites include quoting the Bible, and then stating the the quote must be true, because the Bible is the word of God.
2007-02-24 15:20:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the god laugh.
I like this one:
TYLER'S ARGUMENT FROM JESSICA ALBA
(1) Jessica Alba is a friggin' goddess!
(2) Therefore, goddesses exist.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
How could it be wrong?
2007-02-24 15:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by taa 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've always liked the "Can you prove god DOESN'T exist?" Or the, "Because he is!" or "It just is!" arguments.
2007-02-24 15:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by Skeff 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The Circular Reasoning argument... the Pascal's Wager argument... oh there are just so many.
2007-02-24 15:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
My heart goes out to you
2007-02-24 16:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by Icey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is "just look around you--God must exist"--LOL--:]
2007-02-24 15:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by huffyb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Most of my favorites include quoting the Bible, and then stating the the quote must be true, because the Bible is the word of God."
BINGO
2007-02-24 15:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by Lynus 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I like the one that goes "you can't see air" "you can't prove the wind" or something. That is fantastic.
2007-02-24 15:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
"Thinking that God isn't there is stupid! I mean, who would just make up the Bible?"
2007-02-24 15:22:21 · answer #11 · answered by Stardust 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋