A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby! Look at the two beautiful daughters I father! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"
2007-02-24 07:01:20 · 13 answers · asked by hazelshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha! girl i love your jokes...lmao..betcha! 10/5..lol
2007-02-24 07:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fair story it just wasn't funny 5/10
2007-02-24 15:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12/10
LOVED IT!
2007-02-24 21:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by Ammy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny---- So she is calling the husband ugly! Ha ha ha!
2007-02-24 16:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by Dokken Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-02-24 15:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Super funny where do you get this awsome joke! :P
2007-02-24 17:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh!! Burn!.... in a BIG way! LOL.
Good one!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-24 15:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA Good one!
2007-02-24 15:07:28 · answer #8 · answered by boit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-02-24 15:10:18 · answer #9 · answered by Fabo Chikk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.the otha 2 girls not 4 him then!!!!
2007-02-24 15:18:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋