We all have stupid jokes that we find funny but are too embarresed to tell! So i'll tell mine and maybe you'll share a couple of yours! :)
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Your so ugly you made Mr. clean throw up!
Your so fat when you step on the scale it said, Please Step out of the vehicle!
Your so ugly, when you threw a booma a rang, it did't come back!
So there are my jokes that I'm ashamed of, but laugh at! What are yours?
2007-02-24 06:51:42 · 17 answers · asked by none 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahhahaha!..i got none..those were soo funny..lmao..thx
2007-02-24 06:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stupid Corny Jokes
2016-10-07 07:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i havae a long corny joke:
One day a rabbit came into a store and asked the clerk; " Do you sell carrots?" the Clerk replied: "NO, we dont sell food do animals"
THe second day, the same rabbit came back and asked the same question, and the clerk still said, " No, we dont sell food to animals, and if you come again and ask this question again, I'm going to cut your ears off!"
the next day, the rabbit came to the store again and asked, "DO you sell scissors?"
The Clerk said, "No.:"
THe rabbit replied:" Good, now do you have carrots?"
i know its really lame, but im a sucker for corny jokes
2007-02-24 07:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by skinny piggy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so stupid, if she were a cab driver, she couldn't find 1239 Greenwood Terrace.
2007-02-24 07:02:08 · answer #4 · answered by Kate the Great 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one muffin say to the other muffin when they were sitting in the oven?
-Man, it's hot in here.
What did the other muffin say back?
-AAAHHHHHH!!! A talking muffin!!!
makes me laugh every time.
2007-02-24 06:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by polevaulter1000 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and Buddha were engaged on their study papers. the means went out. at the same time as the means got here back on, Buddha chanced on out that all his artwork replaced into lost, yet Jesus nevertheless had his essay. Why? reason Jesus saves! lol.. Why did the skeleton bypass to the films by himself? because he had NO body to bypass with! xD
2016-10-17 08:52:09 · answer #6 · answered by cywinski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...he was such an ugly child, his Mum had to tie a pork chop around his neck, so the dog would play with him
(eek, this is horrible) lol
2007-02-24 06:55:51 · answer #7 · answered by JustSo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you see when the Pilsbury Dough Boy bends over? ..... Dough nuts!
2007-02-24 08:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by ashlea729 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My teacher has this one joke he says. It's kind of corny I don't know... He points to his fish tank and says...
This is actually my pet water, I feed it fish.
2007-02-24 07:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by Ace 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Did it hurt..? When you fell from heaven? Hah, lamest pickup joke I know.
2007-02-24 06:55:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's green, is on the ground, and has wheels?
grass! - I lied about the wheels...
2007-02-24 07:15:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋