what you think?
A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon."
Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"
2007-02-24 05:48:35 · 19 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I almost didn't get it!!!! I thought "you're not getting any cat." And im like wait that doesnt make sense but then I figured it out!! that wasn't lame! That was hilarious! Thanks!
2007-02-24 05:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like the one with the blonde......but this one is just (honestly man)
it's totaly crap.....I am only saing what I think.
Not like those other guys that are trying to admire you with "haha" and "lol" to get the best answer.....
Make a better one...
2007-02-24 06:15:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he reported you do no longer could instruct something enable the oppossums parent it out for themselves the fowl responded i no longer crossing all the way basically a million/2 i opt to place it on the line
2016-10-01 22:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You said this was lame, but I had no idea it would be just what you said, I thought "maybe it will be ok" but my hopes are dashed.
2007-02-24 06:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Indiference, i dont laugh easily
2007-02-24 06:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by alao a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh!!~!!!! I love that joke!! It is cool!!!!! Its not lamish!!!! It is great!!! Wow!!!You ARE A good thinker! Wish I knew that....then all my friends at jackson elementry would sya, wow-wee!!! We like those kinda jokes ya know!! Another please another!!
2007-02-24 05:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by hunnybunny 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not lame..but laughable..lmao..thx for the laughs...10/5
2007-02-24 05:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmm... i dont really get it... he kicked the cat... so... what doesnt he get.... cat milk? lol...... i'd get it if he accidently kicked his wife but the cat???
2007-02-24 08:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh! That's just warped.
2007-02-24 05:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by Speedy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so tru to life
2007-02-24 20:40:58 · answer #10 · answered by pixienaefaebanff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋