A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to
do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk, good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly.
2007-02-24 05:30:38 · 9 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He then went over to the patrol
car, opened the rear door and got in.
The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol
car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was
doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my a** to jail, cause
there's no way I can pass that test."
2007-02-24 05:31:02 · update #1
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-24 05:53:20 · answer #1 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-24 13:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10 made me chuckle a little
2007-02-24 13:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was an ok joke. i chuckled a little.
2007-02-24 13:37:55 · answer #4 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was a good one lol
2007-02-24 13:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT is funny! Goog one
2007-02-24 13:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sallythegrass
(People may IM you).
2007-02-24 13:41:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it!!
2007-02-24 14:40:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE !! 10/10 AND A STAR THANKS !!!
2007-02-24 13:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋