A visitor at an asylum asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
"Well," says the director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," says the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," says the director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?
2007-02-24 04:38:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha!.. nice one Traceybaby..
2007-02-24 04:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by richiesown 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L have to admit that at first l thought about bucket!
Hopefuly they will have a bed for me.
If this was person to person conversation l would be embarased
2007-02-24 05:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by delta 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That is a great one!! Yeah, I thought of using the bucket, too. I guess that's why I found it hilarious. You got me!!!
2007-02-24 05:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes very good 10s nice one to wake up to !!!
2007-02-24 18:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha lol, i think i need to be institutionalised!!!
2007-02-24 05:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont really get it.... pull the plug? would the plug stop the water? oh well.... i would still use the bucket..
2007-02-24 09:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-02-24 04:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow lmao! =]=] i would be in the asylum like THAT =]=]
2007-02-24 04:53:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good joke
2007-02-24 05:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like that WICKED
2007-02-24 04:50:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋