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Hey......this is an interesting piece from somewhere..
In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)
Moral of the story -
In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry every year...
I am a huge Liverpool fan.
some observations in our life!!
The road to success…….. is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again,
neither does milk..
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need
it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or
fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter
before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.
If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever
tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it
falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most
inaccessible corner.
***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is
still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being
sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen……. If you have a pen, you
don't have paper…… if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
All Govt buses are crowded.
Corollary--- -- The Govt buses in opposite direction always go
empty.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the
bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always
pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the
other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the
errors until another person is fired or quits.
2007-02-24 04:14:41 · 9 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is all true if you live in london mate!!!!!btw am a huge liverpool fan
2007-02-24 04:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 22:08:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good observations. Interesting reading.
2007-02-24 04:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by yakkydoc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thnx best were the destroy all evidence, inaccessible corner and paper pen 1's.
2007-02-24 05:46:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-24 04:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-02-24 05:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks fur the quotes but thats about it im not for anything else you said..............but it was interesting!
2007-02-24 04:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd little read that was!!
2007-02-24 04:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...THAT'S A GOOD ONE...I LIKE IT...!!!
2007-02-24 04:23:29 · answer #9 · answered by xxxsweetangelxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋