Draw a chalk outline of a person on your sidewalk,scatter some JW books around on the ground and put police tape around the outline! What do you think?
2007-02-24 04:11:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Pretty good, you might want to throw down a couple of empty bullet casings and spread some fake blood in strategic spots, but pretty good overall.
2007-02-24 04:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Actually the best technique to keep them away is to never, ever take any pamphlet or literature from them. Don't let them give you anything. If they do, they have to follow up on it and will keep coming back.
One of my mom's friends once took a pamphlet from them to make them go away, and then threw it out. But they kept coming back. Eventually she just stopped answering the door, and would turn off the TV and lights when she saw them coming up the street so they would think she wasn't home. It took a few months of this nonsense for the JWs to get a clue.
2007-02-24 12:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by Sass B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I usually say, "you want to convert someone" and call Major the overly anxious German Shepard to the door and say good luck while walking away. As he is jumping and barking nonstop, they have their hand on the door so it doesn't pop open and sweating bullets that Jehovah will get them out of there fast. Amazingly words spreads among their community, haven't had one come in years.
2007-02-24 12:23:48 · answer #3 · answered by Outside the box 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The best way to learn what to do to stop JWs is to contact a synagogue and talk to the Rabbi.
Ask him how the ancient Jews got rid of the Christian Jews when they went from house to house telling their brethren that the beliefs, rituals, and holiday observances that they have followed for hundreds of years was no longer valid?
I’m sure they had ways to get rid of the members of this cult started by a lower class, uneducated Carpenter, who was executed for cause by the governing authority. These followers were also lower class, uneducated individuals, such as Peter, a failed fisherman, and Matthew, a tax collector.
Lacking any kind of education, let alone advance religious education, it was clear they were brainwashed.
Saul of Tarsus, a highly educated individual, repeatedly proved they were a false religious sect, creating their own scriptures (Bible) instead of relying on the Holy Torah, which had been used by the Jews for hundreds of years. He stood by as the true people of God stoned these so-called Christians.
So, just take a lesson from the ancient Jews. What worked for them against the Christian cult should work against the JWs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_of_Tarsus
2007-02-24 13:53:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
I would never try to get rid of a Jehovahs witness...Theres just not enough of them in my neighborhood...they are very helpful people....I always invite them in...and in turn they help me wash dishes...they vaccuum and will help me do anything I ask them....I dont know where you all live...but I wish they came to my house more often....the only thing I can think of that could possibly be a problem with them is that they never have much money on them for me to borrow.
2007-02-24 12:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by marie 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't answer the door. But I do like your idea. I knew a guy who was a former one and they are trained that you just work through anything. Like if someone opens the door naked to shock you, you just keep talking like nothing happened.
2007-02-24 12:19:19 · answer #6 · answered by fifimsp1 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That sounds quite silly. Are you afraid of them? They are just doing their job, witnessing, that's more than people of other religions do. Many people of other religions, don't read the bible or know what it says and don't hardly ever pray.At least Jehovah's witnesses take their personal time, without pay, to tell other's about Jehovah.
2007-02-24 14:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by KaeMae 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Display the American flag... they do not like what the flag represents... Or run out to greet them talking about Satanism... They both worked for me, at two different locations...
2007-02-24 12:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My ex mother in law took a Garden hose to one when he wouldn't leave. (after being asked numerous times)
2007-02-24 12:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by pc 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
say "No thanks, i have already been brain washed by another cult, but good luck next time". or if you are a preacher(of a real christian church), like my friend, you can save the rest of the neighbourhood by standing on your step for hours, telling them how all their beliefs are wrong and proving it to them right in front of their faces.
2007-02-24 12:21:17 · answer #10 · answered by Frankly 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋