Alcohol.....it makes you see double and feel single!
Dog owners.....cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
monorrhoea....when diarrhoea only runs down one leg.
Constipated accountant.....couldn't budget
Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
Because they sleep with blonde men.
What is forty feet long, has eight teeth and smells of wee?
The front row at a Cliff Richard concert!
2007-02-24 04:00:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
2007-02-24 04:01:45 · update #1
2 gays 1 dies. his partner asks for his body 2 b made in2 a curry. when asked y he replies i just wana feel him dribble out of my a r s e 1 last time!!!
2007-02-24 04:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the monorrhea jk is pretty funny !! nice 1 6/10
2007-02-24 04:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cliff richard one is good!
2007-02-24 04:08:01 · answer #3 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What smells and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
What's what one wheel and flies?
A wheelbarrow full of poop!
How do you keep flies out of your kitchen?
Put the barrow of poop in your front room!
2007-02-24 04:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a good chuckle over here..me to on sir c.r..funny..
2007-02-24 04:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-24 04:59:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st one was the funiest
2007-02-24 04:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by Preppy Prep Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does a fishs fanny smell of?
pure kippers
2007-02-24 04:14:34 · answer #8 · answered by tra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :)
2007-02-24 09:33:03 · answer #9 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is kraut made out of in Germany? ---cabbage
2007-02-24 04:04:56 · answer #10 · answered by clintea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋