FuNNy Joke: "LiL' Johnny and Politics"?

Question

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

Answer 1

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ♥ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)

Answer 2

definitely mind-blowing So sturdy that somebody without experience of humour will checklist them and that they are going to finally end up deleted right here is one so you might characteristic to them Little Johnny sees his mom walk out of the bathe and sees her vagina. He asks her what that's and he or she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." some days later, Johnny spills a tumbler of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, i want your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." a pair of days later, he comes working as much as her and says, "Mommy, i stumbled on your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "the place, honey?" Little Johnny says, "that is over at Mrs. Johnson's abode, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

Answer 3

Too funny!

Answer 4

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That was funny but oh so very true.

Answer 5

LOL. ..... yep, this is a Goodie! LOL.

Answer 6

I LOVE IT!!!!!