If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help.
Despite what you may have been told by your mother, praying and cursing are both helpful in home repair ... but only if you are working alone.
Work in the kitchen whenever you can ... many fine tools are there, its warm and dry, and you are close to the refrigerator.
If it's electronic, get a new one ... or consult a twelve-year-old.
Stay simple minded: Get a new battery; replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning it to the "on" switch; or just paint over it.
Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts working, you have healed it.
Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help.
If something looks level, it is level.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
2007-02-24 02:43:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.
2007-02-24 02:44:09 · update #1
I see you studied at the same tradeschool as my husband.
2007-02-24 02:55:53 · answer #1 · answered by Beenthere4sure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An expensive car phone the size of a TV remote? When did you write these, 1992? LOL though. Really funny otherwise.
2016-05-24 05:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Giving out lots of good tips today Chris.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-25 02:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here endeth todays lessons!!
funny ; )
Tink x
2007-02-25 05:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-02-24 03:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny.. i give an 7.5/10
2007-02-24 02:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by shiningstar1313 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ♥ it! =)
2007-02-24 03:12:11 · answer #7 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋