An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin. He ordered three
pints of Guinness, sat in the back of the room, and drank a
sip out of each one in turn. When he finished them, he came
back to the bar and ordered three more.
The bartender said, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw
it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replied, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in
Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink
this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admitted that this was a nice custom and left
it there.
The Irishman became a regular in the bar and always drank
the same way. One day, he came in and ordered two pints. All
the other regulars noticed and fell silent.
2007-02-24 02:32:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When he came back to the bar for the second round, the
bartender said, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but
I want to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looked confused for a moment, then a light
dawned in his eye and he laughed.
"Oh, no, everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
Wherever you go and whatever you do,
May the luck of the Irish be there with you.
2007-02-24 02:33:27 · update #1
Ooohhhhhhh Brandy on the bloody monitor Damn it!!!
I`m crying here!!!!
That is priceless, I loved it; best one I`ve heard in a long time.
100/10 to ya buddy,
Tink xx
2007-02-25 05:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 22:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love This One! LOL. LOL. 10*
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!
2007-02-24 03:47:58 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoO00OoL!!! 10/10*
2007-02-24 05:57:54 · answer #4 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep thats the irish all right
2007-02-24 13:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT IS very FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GET A star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-24 03:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋