A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
2007-02-24 01:22:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!!!! great 10/10!!!
2007-02-24 01:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
This is a great one, though I have heard it before. It never fails to make me laugh. LOL.
Thanks.
2007-02-24 11:59:09 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9.5/10 needs a better punchline but it gave me a brief laugh
2007-02-24 09:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by turley345 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good
2007-02-24 10:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by Troy K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh funny
2007-02-24 09:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-02-24 09:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by Jake 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one! cute
2007-02-24 09:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by willwork4u2000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-02-24 09:30:55 · answer #8 · answered by Annie 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋