2007-02-23 04:21:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Quietly and hope no one notices. If its strong glare at the person next to you as if its theirs.
2007-02-24 05:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't fart.... let out a whistle out of your butt cheeks! haha
Here are my options..
1) Go outside or to the toilet and let rip.
2) Just look at someone else in disgust as if they did it.
3) Say 'Excuse me' and do a wee cough.
4) Whistle a jaunty tune and tell a couple of jokes
5) Go crazy and have a fake seizure to distract everyone else from your fart!
I'd go for first option ... going to the toilet or somewhere away from your table.
Good luck and just hope you don't fart!
2007-02-25 23:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by _ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse yourself, go to the loo, if you think it's going to be a loud one then pretend to sneeze and fart at the same time. If it's a smelly one you will be in the right place!
2007-02-24 05:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by Biff 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One doesn't , one excuses themselves and goes to the restroom/toilet to fart. And hope that there is some air freshner.
2007-02-25 07:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Diane T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend sat next to the hosts dog and blamed the dog . When there is no pet to blame , try the kids and if you dont make it to the loo in time blame the person sat next to you.
2007-02-27 01:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 08:05:42 · answer #6 · answered by juart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One goes to the lavatory, waits till all stalls are totally vacant, then one lets one off in peace.
2007-02-25 11:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by hevs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lift one cheek up and ask the guest sat next to you to pull your finger and then let rip. The louder and smellier the better *LOL*
2007-02-25 03:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by laplandfan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the same way as one farts anywhere, just make sure you don't follow through, one would not like it would they?
2007-02-23 23:05:46 · answer #9 · answered by DENISE A 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't, you go to the bathroom make sure no-one is around and then pass wind.
2007-02-26 05:49:36 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋