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2007-02-14 15:17:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Vegetarian & Vegan

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American boy is in big trouble since he just spilled our most prized secret! I'm afraid we now have to eliminate him (he'll soon be appearing in a Big Mac).

It's quite fortunate for him that he didn't reveal our plans to eliminate most of this puny planets population by contaminating the meat supply with heavy metals, prions and other disease causing organisms. We have already served you humans the remains of your best micro-biologists before they discovered our plot and began to develop cures for our vile microbes.

Max93, I'm afraid we'll be visiting you soon to prepare you for your fate in a Whopper. When the black sedan arrives please don't delay our black clad operatives by struggling! Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated into the Borger King.

It's much easier to make burgers than Soylent Green!

2007-02-14 17:04:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

I just had the best laugh ever!! That's one funny question!! Well I was a meat eater the one night and a vegan the next morning. Nothing changed (except the food part and wearing items), still have same friends, work and so on!! I'm as human as you could get, well close enough tho!

Yes we are human!! We just don't want to take part in the eating of things that had parents or faces, or were abused or in pain during the proses of doing so!! I wouldn't eat a 3 year old child so why eat a pig! Point made, done, over!

2007-02-14 23:55:53 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Sunshine Angle 2 · 2 1

Actually, "Vegetarians" are alien hybrids of half human and half “Vegetar” from the constellation “Virgo”, the “Virgin”, which is depicted as a woman holding in her right hand a branch and in her left hand some sheaves of “corn”, or “seeds of wheat”. The noun “vegetarian” is from the adjective “vegetable”, which is rooted in the verb “vegetate” (vegetare: “to grow”). The name “Vegetar” is etymologically further rooted in the word “vergro” or “virgo”, meaning “virgin women of the corn”, and from where hence is the origin of “Virgo” (Virgin). This alludes to the matriarchal race of Vegetar aliens living on a planet orbiting Virgo’s brightest star called, “Spica”, meaning “The Branch”. The Mutu Tribe of Zimbabwe, Africa, relay in their ancient folklore and oral traditions of the Vegetar Queen, Damatri, who descended from the sky in a silver serpent, from the direction of Virgo and landed in the Mavuradonha Moutains of the Mashonaland Central in Eastern Zimbabwe and taught the Mutu the arts of civilization and agriculture. They were instructed to abstain from meat and fish and to eat only the fruit of Mother Earth. The Mutu are known in South Africa as the “seed” of the the Egyptian Civilization, which appeared millennia later to the north descending down the River Nile to the fertile Nile Delta. Hence, Queen Damatri was revered as a “fertility goddess” and can clearly be determined as the origin of the prodigal goddess of agriculture, “Demeter” (Mother Earth, a matriarchal archetype) of the Ancient Greeks, and later adopted by the Romans as Ceres, from which the modern word “cereal” comes from. The Mutu legends speak of the Great Famine that strangled the Earth in which the natural food chain collapsed forcing Queen Damatri to eat a piece of flesh in a desperate attempt to stay alive, but she convulsed into an agonizing death. Subsequently, her celestial entourage took her corpse up to the stars to undergo “Rebirth” into the star Spica (ear of grain).

2007-02-14 16:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 3 0

Yes vegetarians are real human.

2007-02-14 15:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by msmidnight1986 2 · 3 2

YES!!!! This is a silly question but I will answer it to the best of my ablity.
Because vegetarians come in all flavors, from not eatting red meat (Percery-peshi-polo-ovo-lacto) to no animal products or by-products (Vegan) veggie-heads (and other nasty nick names) are real homo-sappains. Just look at the good people of India, no red meat for religious reasons and they're real human people.

2007-02-14 15:23:26 · answer #5 · answered by ladyk5dragon 3 · 4 2

No, vegetarians are more evolved than regular, foaming at the mouth for meat, humans.

2007-02-14 17:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by LaissezFaire 6 · 2 3

LOL! That's funny! Vegetarians aren't human because they don't eat meat! LOL! Go away.

2007-02-14 15:22:21 · answer #7 · answered by PsychoCola 3 · 7 2

In the same way, are meat-eaters really human, or are they descended from the werewolves or the vampires of old?

2007-02-14 21:17:37 · answer #8 · answered by Lady_Lawyer 5 · 2 2

Being human is a species not a menu.

2007-02-14 16:51:04 · answer #9 · answered by g h 4 · 4 1

Kind of. We're like a higher-evolved form of human.

2007-02-14 16:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Big D 2 · 7 2

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