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2007-02-12 11:39:40 · 11 answers · asked by Vince M 1 in Health Diseases & Conditions STDs

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Yes you can cure crabs. All you need is an anti-louse shampoo and all is well.

But however, crabs isn't the only thing you will catch. You will also catch HELL for banging your friends wife.

Seriously, what kind of freaking lowlife are you, banging your friend's wife!?

Actually, tell him you have crabs because you banged his wife.

That'll make him feel a whole lot better before he kicks your ***.

And oh yeah, sell your story to MyNetwork.

2007-02-15 16:57:05 · answer #1 · answered by enigma_frozen 4 · 0 0

What are crabs?
Crabs (also called pubic lice) are small, wingless insects that infest pubic hair. Both men and women can get crabs.

What causes crabs?
Crabs are usually spread through sexual contact. They can also be spread through contaminated clothing and bedding.

What are the symptoms of crabs?
Symptoms, which usually appear within 5 days of being exposed, include itching in the groin area. The crabs look like small flakes of skin to the naked eye, but you can actually see the insects with a magnifying glass. You may also see white or gray dots in your pubic hair; these are louse eggs.

How will I know if I have crabs?
Your doctor or other health-care provider can tell if you have crabs by examining the infested area.

How are crabs treated?
Medicated creams and shampoos can cure crabs. Some of these treatments are available without a prescription at the drug store. Follow directions carefully. You do not need to shave your pubic hair to remove crabs.

Clothes, bedding, towels, and other items that may contain the lice should be machine washed and dried on a hot cycle setting, or dry-cleaned. Articles that cannot be washed can be sealed in a plastic bag for 72 hours. Fumigation of living areas is not necessary. A person can become re-infested after treatment if exposed to crabs again.

What happens if crabs go untreated?
In addition to the discomfort of the infestation, repeated scratching of the infested area can result in a serious skin infection. If you have symptoms or think you've been exposed to crabs, get examined and treated immediately to avoid any complications and continued transmission.

Do sex partners have to be treated?
Yes. If you're diagnosed with crabs, it's important to tell everyone you've had sex with recently, so they can be examined and treated, too. Take all your medication as directed, even if you feel better before the medicine is finished. Don't have sex until you and the people you've had sex with have been completely treated and all of your symptoms have disappeared, or you could infest each other again.

Household members, including children, should also be examined, even if they have no symptoms.

2007-02-12 12:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by lilred25smc 2 · 0 0

Well heres your sign, some friend but if you are an even better friend you will be a MAN and tell your so called friend that YOU SLEPT with his wife and now you have an STD and the crabs so that he can also be treated, she also needs to be treated . GOOD luck with that. also if u dont want to go thru all the lice treatment shave everything that will be helpful also. :o)

2007-02-12 15:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by ksravenk 1 · 0 0

Did u sleep with your friends wife? I dont get it!! if you did thats why you got crabs cos you shouldnt sleep with your friends partner. but crabs are curable.

2007-02-15 02:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by shorty 1 · 0 0

Yes, you can get rid of crabs. It takes a special shampoo/body wash to get rid of them, plus you need to change your mattress and lean your clothes in hot water.

2007-02-12 11:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, there is a treatment for crabs.

2007-02-12 11:42:03 · answer #6 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 1 0

if you had sex with your friends wife you are not a good friend and you deserve crabs.

2007-02-12 12:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by Dawnita 4 · 0 0

yes you can just go to a wall mart or any main public store. the pharmacist will help you. don't be inberresd . it happens they will under stand

2007-02-12 11:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by itscase2u 1 · 0 0

And you have the nerve to call yourself his friend. With friends like you who needs enemies.

2007-02-12 11:43:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

your sleeping with your friends whife your an @ss!!! your no friend at all and yes you can cure them with lice shampoo

2007-02-12 11:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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