2007-02-10 12:43:08 · 25 answers · asked by mountain_laurel1183 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
uh, actually I meant for vegetarians, not against them, haha. So far, all your answers are cute, if somewhat ignorant. :)
2007-02-10 12:49:48 · update #1
Lately I've been enjoying this one:
Did you hear they found more cattle infected with mad cow disease? Since they are only testing one out of every 200,000 cows I wonder who ate all the ones they didn't test?
2007-02-10 19:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
I once walked into a new restaurant where two wait people were standing near the door.
I asked, "I'm new here and a vegetarian, do you have anything on the menu for me?"
One of the two said to the other with a laugh, "Eww, is that contagious."
I simply replied, " I hope so." and left the building.
2007-02-11 02:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by Toph 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Why does it matter? You eat what you like they eat what they like. My best friend doesn't eat Beef or Pork that doesn't mean I should dangle it in her face. It is a personal choice. What's the point of being ignorant about it? (Not you personally but people who are assholes about the whole vegetarian thing.)
2007-02-10 12:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by mystique_dragon4 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
If Slaughter houses were like Greenhouses you'd ALL be Vegetarians!!
2007-02-10 13:21:11 · answer #4 · answered by Andielep 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm personally quite fond of "Why the hell do you go into the Vegetarian/Vegan section of Yahoo! Answers just to spout out overused jokes and outright insults at vegetarians? Do you really have nothing better to do?"
I use that one a lot around here. Wonder why that is?
2007-02-10 12:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by PsychoCola 3 · 12⤊ 3⤋
At least I am working toward my beliefs... what are YOU doing?
(for those who feel the need to grill me over and over to find some reason to try to call me a hypocrite)
If we weren't supposed to eat people, then why are they made out of MEAT? because, um, you *do* understand we are made out of the same meat... right?... You know this.... chop a chunk off your side and fry it up; you will find it quite delicious.
If someone sliced his fingertip off in your sandwich, would you just pick it out and eat the sandwich? (when asked why I don't just *take the animal flesh off the dinner*.
I am not getting into this conversation because you don't actually want to know; you just want to be rude.
But mostly, I just say, your dinner is none of my business, and mine is none of yours.
2007-02-10 13:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by Squirtle 6 · 9⤊ 2⤋
i just tell them " id say Bite Me if i wasnt against the eating of living creatures"
2007-02-10 13:10:16 · answer #7 · answered by brunette babe 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
EEEEEEEWWWW! Have you any idea where that cow has been?
As for me, I don't eat anything that had a mom
2007-02-10 15:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by farmstar 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Mine died of natural causes... You can use it with PETA on people who wear fir too... LOL
I'm kidding...
I am actually in the process of becoming a vegetarian so... I feel ya!
2007-02-10 12:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
"You can't have your pets and eat them too!" or "What did a cow ever do to you?", I also say "You are a hypocrite if you say you love animals but you eat them too"
2007-02-10 12:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by alessa_sunderland 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋