after seeing this,
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070203/ap_on_fe_st/wing_bowl
and after controlling the urge to hurl, i got to thinking...why not have a vegan eating contest?? c'mon, we can join the ranks of fun too! if we can't enjoy ourselves, and laugh at how many tofutti ice cream bars we can cram into our mouths, or how many veggie chicken nuggets we can force into our stomachs, then who will?
oh wait...there are plenty of trolls out there to do that anyway, i forgot! (in case any vacant people are reading this, this last sentence is--say it with me...!--sarcasm! *nods*)
2007-02-03
03:57:13
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➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
haha yes, i know it's gross to watch. but it's a tad bit of silly fun, and at least it's not totally unhealthy! i've yet to see a vegan professional eater (i chose those 3 words in careful order, for those of you who are cannibalistic in humour hehe)...though i don't know HOW one becomes a 'professional' at eating, or WHY...it was just an amusing thought.
2007-02-03
04:24:37 ·
update #1
people! relax! lower thy pitchforks and torches! the idea was a mere amusing idea, lasting for but a few seconds in my mind! i was trying to make a little light of the grosser situation about that guy and all his 20,000 drunk friends! AN IDEA IS ALL! i wouldn't even know how to go about organizing such a thing! jeebuz! and since there are SoOo many people clammoring for veggie nuggets or boca burgers, ARE we vegans (are YOU, before you persecute me?) going down to homeless shelters and passing out warm n toasty veggie burgers or coooking some yummy vegan food for the soup kitchens? you know, i may just do that, if i find a place that would let me!
I WAS ONLY ENTERTAINING AN IDEA IN MY HEAD for fun. yes, it's friggin disgusting and ridiculous that you can cram 180-something chicken wings into your fat, nasty stomach. yes, it's wasteful, and yes, i know how much **** in our own country we have not even begun to correct yet!
jeez!
2007-02-04
04:54:24 ·
update #2