2007-01-26 18:29:00 · 10 answers · asked by wife of Ali Pasha 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
You take a knife and cut off its soyhead. Let the soymilk drain out and remove the soynnards. Be careful to avoid rupturing the soytestine and contaminating the smeat.
2007-01-26 18:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First you have to catch it.
The tofurkey, in it's natural habitat, claims a piece of refridgerator cabinet as it's own. So you'll need warm clothing.
Tofurkey is a master of hiding. Cleaverly concealed behind the plastic wrap that is it's nest.
Since tofurkey is fairly hard of hearing, if you sneak up on it behind you can grab it, nest and all and humanely trap it in your "basket."
Tofurkeys are delicate creatures. So you may find it's completely incapacitated once it hits your basket.
Be careful though. When deprived of it's plastic nest, tofurkey can be rascally. I've seen them leap from a counter top. Usually in the mouth of a dog. But that's another lesson all together...
Before I can give you the actual slaughter technique, you'll have to do the Tofurkey Send Off Dance.
2007-01-29 11:22:04 · answer #2 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an interesting choice of words. If slaughtering took place than it wouldn't be a Tofurkey.
2007-01-27 12:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by April 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slaughter not required. It was never alive.
2007-01-26 18:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by RunSueRun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They come slaughtered.
2007-01-26 18:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by Star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Agree with David. lol. Don't contaminate the SMEAT!!!
FEAR THE SPORK!!!
2007-01-27 11:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by FallingOutWithFallOutBoy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess cut off its head and eat it.
2007-01-27 00:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sam the Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a waste of a question.
2007-01-28 01:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by granolagirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
with a spork
2007-01-26 18:33:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
rip open its wrapper
2007-01-26 18:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by shootdenpoint 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋