Valentines Day is coming up and my husband said that I should change the sheets on our bed, serve him some beans and brocolli and after an hour or so, he'll carry me into the bedroom !! It sounds romantic but I don't have room in my kitchen for a Dutch Oven, what should I do !!!
2007-01-22 08:26:56 · 16 answers · asked by gotttalovittt 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
LMAO LMAO LMAO!! do you know what a dutch oven is?? its where they fart under the sheets and then shake the sheets over your head so you get a big wiff of it....
2007-01-22 09:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by danuh_bananuh 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK, first of all, this question doesn`t belong in the "FOOD AND DRINK- ENTERTAINING" category. Sounds more like the "I`M REALLY HAVING A PROBLEM WITH MY SPOUSE" category! But then again, it`s all about what you`re into! Oh and by the way, the Dutch oven that your spouse is suggesting has NO place in the kitchen.
2007-01-22 09:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by jerseyshorechef1 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bring a lighter, you'll need to light the pilot to get the oven warmed up. Then light the fireworks begin. Have a Sweet A$$ Valentines Day!
2007-01-22 15:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by Stranger in a Strangeland 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really dont know what a dutch oven is???
he is going to fart under the covers and then lift them up so that you have to smell it.
2007-01-22 13:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by retardfish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him after a Dutch Oven, you'll give him a Bobbitt and see if he's still a smart ***.
2007-01-22 08:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by SLUG 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
lol... a dutch oven is when you hold your partners head under the sheets and fart. lol thats funny as he!1 that he said that.. dont fall for it though!
2007-01-22 08:30:46 · answer #6 · answered by me mo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
UUmmm that is the weirdest question ever. Beans and Brocoli!? hahahahaa! he is going to be farting all over the place. Tell him not to give you a dutch oven! tell him... all I want is you! and diamonds.
2007-01-22 08:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get ready to be placed in an oven. Butter yourself up, stick an apple in your mouth and prepare to be basted.
Good luck.
2007-01-22 09:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Only if he allows you to give him a "golden shower" after
2007-01-22 08:45:15 · answer #9 · answered by moglie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL....damn he's going to be gassy! Why change the sheets...your fixing to have to change them again soon....from the skid marks he's going to be making after beans..brocolli...open the window..keep your head out from under the sheets..............lol.
2007-01-22 21:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋