SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER
FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED
HER PALM OF HER HAND TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BUTT. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...
I'M GETTING A FAX!!"
2007-01-15 23:03:44 · 28 answers · asked by Pinki 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My grandmother would have lived that gag :-)
2007-01-15 23:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by bonshui 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Original.
2016-05-24 22:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but goodie...
Reminded me of the woman who went to the doctors with a bit of lettuce sticking out of her bum. The woman asked if it was a serious condition. So the doctor looked at it and said "I'm afraid that's just the tip of the Iceberg..." .
2007-01-15 23:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thats funny
2007-01-15 23:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by kathleen_martin8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 good one.
this dood's wife keeps complaining & nagging her husband for a boob enlargement as they were really small, her husband said wipe toilet paper on them!
The confused wife asks what the hell would that do?
husband replies I dont know but its working on your ar.se!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-16 00:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by Mosez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but it still makes me laugh
2007-01-15 23:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeew Ok bit of a laugh for an old one
2007-01-15 23:07:34 · answer #7 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
different version of an old gag but pretty good
2007-01-19 22:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'ts not funny. but for some reason it makes me laugh,
2007-01-15 23:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First time i heard it, it was a cracker
2007-01-15 23:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha velly funny
2007-01-15 23:10:15 · answer #11 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋