Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.
Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?
A: The President after Bush.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hxump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: "Don't hit your head on the desk."
Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's Day?
A: All pants half off.
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They both blew the big one several times.
Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
A: The Executive Branch.
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common?
A: They both have slots which say "Insert Bill" here."
2007-01-15 22:22:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
A: This time we know who Deep Throat is.
Q: What's the recipe for Clinton stew?
A: A small weenie in hot water.
Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?
A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.
Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?
A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns.
2007-01-15 22:26:14 · update #1
Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?
A: You have to wipe the "White-Water" off your blouse...
2007-01-15 22:29:46 · update #2
nice! good old Bill
2007-01-15 23:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 X
2007-01-16 18:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hitler replace into not a socialist...he replace right into a fascist. American history New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, third source - socialism: An economy wherein the production and distribution of goods are controlled significantly by the government somewhat than by very own business enterprise, and wherein cooperation somewhat than opposition publications financial interest. there are various styles of socialism. some socialists tolerate capitalism, as long because of the fact the government keeps the dominant impression over the economy; others insist on an abolition of very own business enterprise. All communists are socialists, yet not all socialists are communists. fascism : –noun a million. (from time to time preliminary capital letter) a governmental equipment led by a dictator having finished capacity, forcibly suppressing opposition and grievance, regimenting all industry, commerce, and so on., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and many times racism. 2. (from time to time preliminary capital letter) the philosophy, concepts, or techniques of fascism. 3. (preliminary capital letter) a fascist flow, esp. the single popular by Mussolini in Italy 1922–40 3.
2016-10-07 05:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That "man" is a slap to the face of America.
He gave Democrats some embarassing moments!
As Daffy Duck would say," Deee-spik-abull"!
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-01-15 23:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.So many jokes about Clinton.
Monica Lewinsky went to the dry cleaners and handed her suit to the attendant.
"There's a stain on the lapel." she said."Can you get it off?"
The attendant a little hard of hearing,replied:" Come again?"
"No,no," said Monica."It's coffee this time."
2007-01-15 22:36:14 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Monica said - I find that hard to swallow.
2007-01-15 22:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, yes very good indeed!
2007-01-15 22:28:32 · answer #7 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever
2007-01-15 22:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,cool
2007-01-15 22:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by shiloh jolie-pitt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-01-15 22:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋