Why did God give men pxnises?
So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the shxt out of you.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
Marriage.
Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers will go away.
What are the small bumps around a woman's' nxpples for?
Its Braille for "suck here".
Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?
Lipstick.
2007-01-15 19:59:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep fuuny lol 10/10 x
2007-01-16 18:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
well id depends on the sence of humour really i mean if u can have a laugh and a joke then there funny
but u know most people do take offence and it leads to all sorts of trouble
but then again if they cant have a joke why there reading the jokes
2007-01-15 20:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by sean c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I liked the ones about the nipples, lol lol
2007-01-15 20:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by Purple Haze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that I condone it but...
Why do women get married in white?
So they match the rest of the kitchen appliances.
Ooooh...I'm sorry...bad
2007-01-15 22:45:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
humorous lol, thank you for assorted those jokes, i neglected them final night yet they have made my day this morning, 10/10 and stars for all as they have been all fairly relaxing, mechelle.
2016-10-31 06:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sexist but funny...heard most but 8.75/10 anyway!
2007-01-15 20:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rough as a cob,thou! LOL.
2007-01-15 23:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-15 20:32:29 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny
2007-01-15 20:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all your jokes are on a similar theme aren't they
2007-01-15 20:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋