Aging gracefully, a 70 year old nurse walks into a bank and prepares to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great....just great....Some ***-*ole's got my pen!"
2007-01-15 18:21:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee heee, clever ole nurse
2007-01-15 20:09:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you look at what some ppl post here I think I know where that pen ended up!
2007-01-16 02:42:44 · answer #2 · answered by bejay 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just another reason not to chew on the end of your pen.
2007-01-16 02:25:50 · answer #3 · answered by sean e 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
actually, she still could have signed with the rectal thermometer. that is, if her sh*t was still stuck on the end of it.
2007-01-16 02:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by Space Cadet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's right up there with the blonde who finds a tampon behind her ear where her pencil should be...
2007-01-16 02:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by Angela M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds just like my grandma. Hee, hee.
2007-01-16 02:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by jillo4113 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and to think someone's gonna be chewing the back of her pen!!!!!! LOL
2007-01-16 03:35:02 · answer #7 · answered by Curious 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2007-01-16 02:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by Swirlgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lt's funny and eewww.
2007-01-16 02:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-16 02:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Ashley♥♥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋