A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying.
"Why are you crying?" he asks.
"I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water.
"There," he says. "Now you're screwed."
2007-01-15 17:50:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are so goofy, but funny.....thanks for 2.....
2007-01-16 03:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-01-16 01:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by donny2knives 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ba Dum Bump !
2007-01-16 01:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by "Chuy" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CALL pamela anderson from bay watch to save her too, other wise nobody will hear her cry again
keep it up
2007-01-16 02:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by Capri 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ewww. Yuck.
2007-01-16 02:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by jillo4113 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
man thats funny first time i heard of it
2007-01-16 07:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by Young Joe (Kno*Dat*) 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and wicked.
2007-01-16 03:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but still a good one!
2007-01-16 02:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its pretty funny. i've heard it before. its kinda dry humor but its funny.
2007-01-16 01:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by Cold Blooded 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL it's funny
2007-01-16 02:17:31 · answer #10 · answered by lovely girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋