A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
2007-01-15 17:34:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! That's great!! I love it!
2007-01-15 17:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by grace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Great thank you
101%
100% for such a great joke and 1% for making the women look great ....
2007-01-15 19:17:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one is really funny, I rate it 11 out of 10
2007-01-15 19:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
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2007-01-15 17:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ BuffaloGirl ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey brother nice name and question
2007-01-15 18:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by gman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep....9.456456/10 leaves ya somewhere to go....lol
2007-01-15 17:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but goody, goodnight
2007-01-15 18:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but isn't any less funny.
2007-01-15 18:07:35 · answer #8 · answered by voidtillnow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lmao!Soooo true! That's the sh*t, I'll try to remember that one.
2007-01-15 17:42:35 · answer #9 · answered by crystal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. lol
2007-01-15 17:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋